The Distinguished Gentlemen's Poker Excellence Academy

Where Jan Stuebbe, Paul Lillico, Peter O'Toole, Californian real estate mogul Louie Brehm, Seb Couturier, Bill Egbe, and Tim Rayner transform their Thursday nights into high-stakes corporate simulations from a villa overlooking the Mediterranean. Entry fee: one decent bottle of red. Winner takes all seven bottles.

7 Distinguished Members
350+ Combined Years of Life Experience
∞ Bad Beat Stories
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Our Premium Services & Excuses Department

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Strategic Excuse Generation

Premium alibis for why you're "working late" on Thursday nights. Includes spouse-approved documentation.

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Ego Management Services

Professional counseling for when Louie turns another hand into a real estate pitch deck. Includes complimentary tissues and participation trophies.

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Bad Beat Documentation

Professional archiving of that time you had pocket aces and Bill rivered a straight. Again.

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Refreshment Fund Management

Advanced strategies for ensuring the beer fund never runs dry. Includes craft beer vs. domestic ROI analysis.

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Why This Totally Legitimate Business Exists

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Proven Track Record

Stuebbe once won €47 at Casino Admiral. O'Toole claims he was up £200 in London but "had to catch the EasyJet." These are facts.

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Personalized Mockery

Custom-tailored ribbing based on your specific tells, like Tim's eyebrow twitch when he's bluffing.

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Professional... Something

Combined, we have over 200 years of professional experience in fields completely unrelated to poker.

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Group Therapy Included

Weekly sessions to discuss why we're really here and whether this counts as a midlife crisis.

"I told my wife it's for networking with other Gibraltar professionals. She bought it. Five stars."

Seb Couturier Head of Banking (Self-Appointed)

Ready to Join the Inner Circle?

Applications now being accepted for substitute players when someone claims they have a "work emergency."

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