Executive Conference Venue Network

Our carefully curated selection of private venues across the Costa del Sol, each offering unique strategic advantages for high-stakes negotiations. Also known as: whose wife is out of town this week.

Distinguished Venue Locations

Casa Lillico - Sotogrande Tech Hub

Current Primary Venue
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Address

Calle Alvarado 36

Sotogrande, 11310

Cádiz, Spain
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Host

Paul Lillico

Chief Technology Officer
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Regular Schedule

Every Thursday, 8:00 PM

Unless Lillico's debugging the website
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Parking

Ample street parking

Don't block the neighbors
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Emergency Contact

WhatsApp Group

"I'm at the door, let me in"
✓ Views of Gibraltar
✓ Temperature-controlled wine storage
✓ Professional poker table
✓ Wife-free Thursdays (usually)
✓ Walking distance to Hipercor
✗ No rooftop helipad (Louie keeps asking)

Brehm Realty Pavilion - Puerto Banús

In Rotation
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Address

Marina Banús

Puerto Banús, 29660

Staging furniture everywhere
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Host

Louie Brehm

Californian real estate mogul in presentation mode
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Warning

Mandatory Costa del Sol market update

Attendance mandatory
✓ Listing-ready lighting and staging
✓ Espresso bar for late-night negotiations
✗ Valet only parking
✗ Mandatory deck review before shuffle up

Egbe Refreshment Station - Gibraltar Border

Emergency Backup Only
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Address

La Línea de la Concepción

Near Morrison's

You'll smell the fish & chips
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Host

Bill Egbe

Director of Refreshments & Lucky Rivers
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Note

Kitchen table only

BYOC (Bring Your Own Chair)
✓ 5 minutes from Gibraltar
✓ Duty-free wine nearby
✗ No actual poker table
✗ Cat may join game

2025 Venue Rotation Schedule

Subject to spousal approval and golf tournament conflicts

Month Primary Venue Host Notes
January Casa Lillico, Sotogrande Lillico New Year, new bad beats
February Casa Lillico, Sotogrande Lillico Still recovering from January
March Brehm Realty Pavilion, Puerto Banús Brehm Mandatory market outlook
April Casa Lillico, Sotogrande Lillico Easter break - wives in UK
May TBD - Nueva Andalucía Couturier If the banker ever finishes renovating
June Casa Lillico, Sotogrande Lillico AC essential
July Beach Club (Public) All Too hot for houses
August Cancelled - Everyone back in UK
September Casa Lillico, Sotogrande Lillico Season restart
October Rotation TBD Vote Democratic selection
November Casa Lillico, Sotogrande Lillico Default location
December Brehm Realty Pavilion, Puerto Banús Brehm Annual awards ceremony & champagne comps

Universal Venue Protocols

🚗 Parking Protocol

Don't Block Neighbors

Tim parked in someone's spot once. We're still apologizing.

🍷 Wine Storage

Host Keeps Extras

For "administrative costs" and "venue rental"

🕐 Arrival Window

8:00 - 8:45 PM

Any later and Louie starts pitching investors

🔇 Noise Level

Moderate Celebration

Egbe's victory dance maximum once per night

🚬 Smoking Policy

Terrace Only

Stuebbe's cigars require neighbor notification

🧹 Cleanup Rule

Biggest Loser Cleans

Tim has become very efficient at this