Comprehensive analytics and KPIs for our distinguished circle of poker professionals. Louie insists we track everything. Bill just wants to know who owes him money.
Total Pot This Quarter
€1,247
Almost covers one month's marina fees
Games Played
47
52 scheduled, 5 "emergencies"
Total Beers Consumed
∞
Tim stopped counting after 200
Bad Beat Stories
1,247
Coincidentally same as total pot
Updated every Thursday at 11:47 PM when we remember
| Rank | Player | Earnings | Win Rate | Bad Beats | Achievements |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st |
SW
Jan Stuebbe
The Founder
|
+€347 | 68% | 147 | Season Leader Most Annoying Brings Notes |
| 2nd |
BJ
Bill Egbe
Refreshments Director
|
+€234 | 52% | 89 | River Rat Luckbox Never Folds |
| 3rd |
PH
Peter O'Toole
CFO
|
+€127 | 41% | 203 | Tightest Player Fold Champion |
| 4th |
PM
Paul Lillico
Tech Support
|
+€12 | 42% | 189 | Home Advantage Rule Maker Never Misses |
| 5th |
LB
Louie Brehm
Real Estate
|
-€89 | 38% | 312 | Most Stories Craft Beer Guy |
| 6th |
SR
Seb Couturier
Banking
|
-€234 | 31% | 456 | Bluff Master Most Creative |
| 7th |
TC
Tim
Human Resources
|
-€385 | 27% | 678 | Most Absent Phone Checker First to Leave |
🏆 Biggest Win (Single Night)
Jan Stuebbe
€127 - Immediately posted in the WhatsApp group
💸 Biggest Loss (Single Night)
Tim
€89 - Blamed it on "early flight to London"
🍷 Best Wine Brought
Louie Brehm
2018 Napa Cabernet - Lost it to Bill's pair of 3s
🍷 Worst Wine Brought
Tim
€3.99 Castillo San Lorenzo - Had a screw cap
🐢 Slowest Player
Peter
Average decision time: 4 minutes for a fold
📱 Most Distracted
Tim
Folded pocket kings while replying to work email
🍾 Wine Snob Award
Jan
Won't drink anything without checking Vivino first
| Record | Holder | Achievement | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Most Consecutive Wins | Louie | 4 weeks (insufferable period) | March 2024 |
| Most Consecutive Losses | Tim | 7 weeks (considered quitting) | January 2024 |
| Fastest Exit | Tim | 20:47 ("early tee time tomorrow") | Every week |
| Most Beer Consumed | Bill | 11 Cruzcampos (still won) | Louie's listing party |
| Longest Bad Beat Story | Jan | 47 minutes (timed) | October 2024 |
| Most "One More Hand" | Seb | 17 times in one night | November 2024 |